So würde es aussehen, wenn Unternehmen ehrliche Werbung machen würden

The game version of pure cocaine.

Priming us to never leave the house.

Eat away your feelings.

You probably didn't buy it.

Eat somewhere else.

Consider bringing a flashlight.

We throw in extra parts just to mess with you.

Nobody cares which disney character you would be.

Helps you poop.

The shape of the bottle makes it taste better.

Big Brother ist watching you.

They are all the same flavour.

Probably fake.

Maybe its photoshop.

Spend more times searching than actually watching.

Were just going to keep adding more blades.

I have not read the terms and conditions.

Get money for absolutely anything.

Flavored Air

Connect with people for no reason at all.

A great way to ruin friendships.

When there is no coke.

Wait… which one are you?

Recipes, crafts and inspirational quotes.

Go outside.

You use them in your ears even though we say not to.

Pay money to look homeless.

Make your sims pee themselves and yell at the sky.

You are welcome, college students.

For outdoor adventures across school campus.

Wear it to feel athletic.

In the purse of every grandma.

Wii would like you to throw the controller into your TV.

Pretend your review matters.